Wednesday, September 1, 2010

BOTTOMS UP

While standing and observing
I came across a woman
Who was both upset and unnerving

Dishing out the dirt
Slathered with blather
Witch got trumped by frump

The little lady couldn't count
The drinks she drunk
Or verbalize the thoughts she thunk

She was as pissed as a skunk
Not that skunks drink too much
They just stink too much.

Lillian Heeney 8/26/2010